Welcome to the updated correspondent list. This was compiled on the evening of Friday 23rd September 2005. It was a bloomin’ good show.

All of the correspondents listed below are expected to contact me regularly with updates on their specialist subjects. Failure to do so will result in death.*

I am aware that some other presenters have been trying to steal this brilliant idea for their own rubbish shows. The J to the O to the B has come up with the lame concept of having ‘experts’ while Clive ‘Phil Collins’ Bull has a load of old people calling in about the moon. Huh. Sounds great. NOT! Ha. Did you see what I did there? Good.

American Correspondent - Lucia

Arsenal Super Uber Correspondent - G from Willesden

Book Correspondent - Dawn in Palmers Green

Bruce Lee Correspondent - Rav

Can’t Go Out Im Studying Correspondent – Clare in Ealing

Chas ‘n’ Dave Correspondent - Sean Cooke (he good)

Chav Correspondent - Chavvy Vicky Croydon

Chinese Correspondent - Zak

Chocolate Correspondent - Samantha from Leytonstone

Clive Bull Correspondent - Tom

Coronation St. Correspondent - My mum

Correspondent Correspondent - Rob in Bedford

Dog Impression Correspondent - Jerry in Ilford

Uber Drivetime Dilemma Correspondant - Caroline in Marlow

E-Bay Correspondent - Ed

Emilys Dad Mike Correspondent - Alice in Fulham

First Salem Witch Hanging Correspondent – Amit in London

Gambling Correspondent - Dave (no idea who)

Gangs in Bermondsy Uber Correspondent – Tommy in Rotherhithe

General Fashion Correspondent - Neelima

German Correspondent - Gary auf dem Deutsch

Google Correspondent - Tom

Gravy Correspondent - Adam

Green Day Correspondent - Megan

Iain Sort of Songs Correspondent - Yasmin (oh dear God!)

International Hockey Correspondent - Liam

Internet Poker Correspondent - Tony Welling

Italian Correspondent - Sally

Japan Correspondent - Pat

Knight Rider Uber Correspondent - Sameet

Laid back, taking it easy, keeping it real on the streets Correspondent - Mario in Willesden

Lazy Correspondent - Dominic, West Mids

Lesbian Correspondent - Ronke

Lost & Canadian Correspondent - Denise, Canada, USA

London Underground Correspondent - Simon, Archway

Michael Caine Correspondent - Rich

Military Correspondent - Jamie in Fulham

Montenegro Correspondent - Egor/Igor

Music and Gigs Correspondent - Nichola in Edgware

Neighbours Soap Psychic Uber Correspondent – Inya

New Song Releases Correspondent - Ollie in Oakwood

Nicknames Correspondent - Scott

North American (including Canada) Sitcoms Uber Correspondent – Lino in Wembley

Official Iain Lee Media Correspondent - Ant in Hammersmith

Oldie Correspondent - Paddy

Optical Illusion Correspondent - Maisie

Penelope Keith Uber Correspondent - Sam

Playstation 2 Correspondent - Craig

Platypus Uber Veteran Correspondent - Vicky

Podcast Correspondent - Raptor X

Quirky Aussie Stories Correspondent - David

Realgat.TK Correspondent - Ted

Riddle Correspondent - Rikki

Rugby Correspondent - Paul

Runescape Uber Correspondent - Jordan

Scout Correspondent - Alex in Rusilip

Slough Correspondent - Raman in Slough

Spurs Correspondent - Daniel in Slough

Susans Grandson Charlie Correspondent - Susan

Tommy Boyd Correspondent - MICK

Tryer Outer of New Things Correspondent - Samantha in Earls Court

TV Times in Human Form Uber Correspondent – Robert in Portsmouth

Urban Music Correspondent - Michael in Slough

Veteran Anime Correspondent - Kiock

Videogames Correspondent - Steve in South Northwood

Wales Correspondent - Iain, Swansea

Wallington County Grammar School Correspondent - Vishnu

Web Uber Veteran 5 Star Correspondent - Vatsal (www.e-vibes.tk)

What the Hell is Iain Wearing Correspondent - Richard in Orpington

Will Smith Correspondent - Michaela (I can only apologise to the listeners)

Uber Wikipedia Correspondent - Sam